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Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 13 July Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – Cosmic Obituaries, Trade Tantrums & Tech Billionaires: The Universe Is Officially Out of Chill

14 hrs ago •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 9 July Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – Where billionaires brawl, birds invade the runway, and your life is probably more organised than Wimbledon’s AI.

Jul 9 •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 6 July Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – When the planets riot, Earth just tries to keep up

Jul 6 •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 2 July Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – The stars are spinning, and so are the politicians.

Jul 2 •

June 2025

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 29 June Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – Earth is hot, Mars is hotter, and Glastonbury is smoking hot... obviously.

Jun 29 •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 25 June Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – Because if Brad Pitt’s rebooting, what excuse do you have?

Jun 25 •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 22 June Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – Where Saturn returns, digital fatigue, and rising oil prices become metaphors for your emotional hangover.

Jun 22 •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 18 June Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – Jupiter’s in a mood, and so is everyone else

Jun 18 •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 15 June Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – Because Mercury may be direct, but your bank account and self-esteem are still in retrograde

Jun 15 •

AstroSnark Edition #100

The Grand Unveiling of Cosmic Indiscretions (and a few Editor's Faves) – The Remix

Jun 11 •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 8 June Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – One Edition from Triple Digits and Still No Regrets

Jun 8 •

Stay Cosmic and Snarky: 4 June Horoscopes

By AstroSnark – Where planetary drama meets people-watching with a telescope

Jun 4 •

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