Welcome to AstroSnark: Your Daily Dose of Cosmic Comedy

Tired of vague horoscopes and doom-scrolling news? AstroSnark is your antidote. We deliver a daily dose of astrological snark, where the stars collide with current affairs, and wit meets the zodiac.

What to Expect:

• Horoscopes with a Bite: We don't just tell you Mercury is in retrograde—we tell you how to survive it with your sanity (and sense of humor) intact. Prepare for sharp wit, relatable scenarios, and maybe a little side-eye to the universe.

• News Meets the Zodiac: We weave the latest headlines into our cosmic predictions, giving you a fresh, satirical perspective on the absurdity of modern life. Think of it as your celestial cheat sheet for navigating the daily chaos.

• A Laugh a Day: Because sometimes the only way to deal with the cosmos (and current affairs) is to laugh at them.

Who is AstroSnark for?

• Horoscope Junkies: You check your horoscope religiously, but you're ready for something a little less… earnest.

• News Enthusiasts: You devour the headlines, but you could use a cosmic chuckle to lighten the mood.

• Anyone Who Needs a Laugh: Let's be honest, that's all of us.

Ready to embrace the cosmic chaos with a smile? Subscribe now —it's free!

Artwork by DALL-E. Updated occasionally.